| 01. |
The Grand Preamble |
| 02. |
What I Destroyed On My Summer Vacation |
| 03. |
The Starving Artist Weight Loss Program |
| 04. |
The Starving Artist Weight Loss Program Works.. To Varying Degree.. Some of The Time |
| 05. |
Anybody Remember John Enis, Chair of the Board of Tourism for Bad Sex, Ontario |
| 06. |
And The Award for Best Post-Coital Hug Goes to... |
| 07. |
Zombie Cheerleader Slumber Party Massacre |
| 08. |
May Cruise Missile Diplomacy Keep Us Truthful, Good, and Mild |
| 09. |
Broken Records |
| 10. |
A Vision After the Sermon |
| 11. |
Cobra Constant Committee Bake Sale |
| 12. |
Pink Slip +1: %30 Resistance to your Daughter's New Pony |
| 13. |
Dig Them Up and Try to Reason with Them |
