Track Listing:

1. The Grand Preamble
2. What I Destroyed on my Summer Vacation
3. The Starving Artist Weght-loss Program...
4. Anybody Remember John Enis, Chair of the...
5. And the Award for Best Post-Coital Hu...
6. Zombie Cheerleader Slumber Party Massacre
7. May Cruise Missile Diplomacy Keep Us...
8. Broken Records
9. A Vision After the Sermon: Jacob Wrestiling...
10. Cobra Constant Committee Bake Sale
11. Pink Slip + 1:30% Resistance to your...
12. Dig Them Up and Try to Reason with Them
13. Class Aptitude Test Results are In, and it's...